The Foibles and Frailties of IPv6 ULA - Sat, Apr 9, 2022
The Foibles and Frailties of IPv6 ULA
Yes, it’s ULA! The IPv6 addressing sensation that’s sweeping the nation! Free at participating Internet standards bodies and ULA generating websites… Get yours today!
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoidprolonged exposure to ULA.
Caution: ULA may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
ULA contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture,should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. Do not use ULA on dual-stacked networks. Discontinue use of ULA if any of the following occurs:
- Weird behaviours on different versions of an operating systm
- Tingling in extremities
- Inconsistent reachability to dual-stacked destinations
- Loss of balance or coordination
- Slurred speech
- Temporary blindness
- Profuse sweating or heart palpitations.
If ULA begins to smoke, get away immediately. ULA also may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, ULA should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. The Ingredients of ULA include an unknown glowing green substance, which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Do not taunt ULA.
ULA! Accept no substitutes!